is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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