I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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