So drunk its hurt
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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