Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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