I wish I only lived at night.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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