How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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