Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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