it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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