I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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