Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You smell like stripper and shame
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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