Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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