Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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