Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
mondays should just be called national damage control day
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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