I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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