The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
