party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I won't apologize to a one balled man
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
