On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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