ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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