Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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