I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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