Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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