we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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