u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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