Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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