Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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