his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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