Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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