I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Sext me about skeletons
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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