dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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