So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Randomize
