I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
