My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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