that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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