If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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