nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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