this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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