I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
How naked do you want me to be?
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