...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You ruined the universe
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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