Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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