hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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