the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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