brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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