That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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