once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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