When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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