3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I have already put on my inside pants.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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