I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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