is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
