So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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