bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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